Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " A Billionaire"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning .
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
!!!!!as usual it was goo
That's very kind of you
thanks a bunch. I appreciate it very much
من هم خوشحال میشم. از این که به این بلاگ سر زدید ممنونم.
There was a big ship called “Titanic” which thousands of people logged in, but the ship broke and sank, but there is a ship which can not be broken neither will it sank, that is "friendship" friendship is a blessing it's the best you have to share, the talents and the wisdom, the capacity to care... It's being there to lend support, whatever needs arise, it's making sure that others know they're special in your eyes... Friendship is a blessing, and, to all who have a friend, it's one of the most precious gifts that life could ever send.
Hi there, tanx so much for offering ur weblog address, it is so nice and comprehensive. I’ll be one of ur regular visitors. My first weblog was in blogfa and the address is my last name (ended by “rreh”).
سلام
احوال شما ؟
خسته نباشید
من بار اولی هست که اینجا میام
مطلبی رو که در مورد listening نوشته بودید رو خوندم . منت هم تصمیم گرفتم که یادگیری زبان رو از اینجا شرو ع کنم.می خواستم اگه میشه یه کم راهنمایی بفرمایید.
ممنون.
cool
I copied them to my weblog
I'm waiting for new ones
(-:
سلام
اگر مایل به تبادل لینک بودین هوشحال میشوم خبرم کنید
/http://majaleh-iran.blogfa.ir/
عذر میخوام می خواستم بنویسم محشره که حشره تایپ شده بود باز هم عذر میخوام
بسیار عالی بود