A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a
bee."
DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles
away by now."
DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream
on the place you were stung."
MAN: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree"
DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which
part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts"
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"
MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the
same to me."
مایلید تبادل لینک کنیم؟
با سلام
اول از وبلاگ خوب و جالبتان تشکر میکنم و امیدوارم به فعالیتهای خودتان ادامه دهیدو در ثانی بنده آدرس وبلاگ شما را در Add to myfavorite ذخیره کرده ام تا بهتر به شما دسترسی داشته باشم خواهشمندم معنای اصطلاحات زیر را برام بفرستید:
it sounds like you had a rough day.1
2.why dont you go out now? i'll take over for you
3.I just never wanted to settle down
4.I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
5.Will you be arround this summer?
6.go straight ahead about a block
7.I don't really care for ruck music
همچنین نحوه مکالمه های پرسیدن آدرس
سلام..
از شما بخاطر وبلاگ خوبتان متشکرم.
جالب بود .
من هم لیسانس زبان هستم.
منتظرم......
با سلام
وبلاگ خوب و جالبی است.
آماده همکاری هستم.
البته من مبتدی هستم.
با تشکر
سلام پروین عزیز
زحمت زیبایی کشیده ای
آماده همکاری و تبادل اطلاعات و لینک هستم
با سلام
ضمن تشکر از نظر لطف شما . ما هم به تبعیت از شما و با اجازه شما اقدام نمودیم.
موفق باشید.
spoken English: http://ocardina.mihanblog.com
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bye.
با تشکر