Can you understand this with out punctuation?
that that is is that that is not is not is not that that is
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one
letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea,
what does it become?
A: Wet.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that
won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and
black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
Friendship is like standing on wet cement. the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.