آموزش زبان انگلیسی

آموزش زبان انگلیسی ,آموزش گرامر انگلیسی , مکالمه انگلیسی, اصطلاح , لغت , تست , سرگرمی , ضرب المثل, شعر , داستان , نکته ها ی مهم , و اخبار جالب..

آموزش زبان انگلیسی

آموزش زبان انگلیسی ,آموزش گرامر انگلیسی , مکالمه انگلیسی, اصطلاح , لغت , تست , سرگرمی , ضرب المثل, شعر , داستان , نکته ها ی مهم , و اخبار جالب..


Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Shakespeare

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein.

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? 
 

 

 
Answer: Princess
 
Diana's death. 
 
 

 
Question: How come? 
 
 

 
Answer:

 
An English princess   with

 
an Egyptian boyfriend

 
crashes in a French

 
tunnel,   driving a

 
German car

 
with a Dutch engine,

 
driven by a Belgian

 
who was drunk

 
on Scottish whisky,

 
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

 
followed closely by

 
Italian Paparazzi,

 
on Japanese motorcycles;

 
treated by an American doctor,   using

 
Brazilian medicines.

 
 

 
This is sent to you by

 
An Iranian,

 
using Bill Gates's technology,

 
and you're probably reading this on your computer,

 
that uses Taiwanese

 
chips,   and a

 
Korean monitor,

 
assembled by

 
Bangladeshi workers

 
in a Singapore plant,

 
transported by Indian

 
lorry-drivers,

 
hijacked by Indonesians,

 
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

 
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

 
 

 
 

 
That, my friends, is Globalization!