for my dadآموزش زبان انگلیسی

برای بابای گلم که ناراحتی قلبی داره و الان درد میکشه

دوستت دارم خیلی خیلی زیاد

خوبی میشی

واسه خاطر منم که شده باید خوب بشی

الان که اینو مینویسم از بیمارستان برگشتم و ساعت ۱:۱۰ AM است

بابام رو در بیمارستان تخصصی قلب بستری کردیم و در بیمارستان تخصصی قلب یه دونه متخصص قلب نیس!!!!!!!!! و باید بابایی عزیز من تا صبح بمونه و درد بکشه تا یه متخصص بیاد.

Daddy's Little Girl 

You're the end of the rainbow, my pot of gold,
You're daddy's little girl to have and hold.
A precious gem is what you are,
You're mommy's bright and shining star. 

You're the spirit of Christmas, my star on the tree,
You're the Easter bunny to mommy and me.
You're sugar you're spice, you're everything nice,
And you're daddy's little girl. 

You're the end of the rainbow, my pot of gold,
You're daddy's little girl to have and hold.
A precious gem is what you are,
You're mommy's bright and shining star. 

You're the treasure I cherish so sparkling and bright,
You were touched by the holy and beautiful light.
Like angels that sing a heavenly thing,
And you're daddy's little girl. 

You're the treasure I cherish so sparkling and bright,
You were touched by the holy and beautiful light.
Like angels that sing a heavenly thing,
And you're daddy's little girl

What Makes A Dad

God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,

The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,

The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,

Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so, He called it ... Dad

Daddy, I love you

جهت عضویت در گروه ال ال ای و وبلاگ آدرس ایمیلتون رو در قسمت نظرات بزارین تا در اولین فرصت دعوتنامه براتون بفرستم.

آموزش زبان انگلیسی How strange can a language be

How strange can a language be?

There is no egg in an eggplant.  It doesn't look or taste like an egg

. 

There is no ham in a hamburger

. 

There is no pine nor apple in a pineapple

. 

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat

.

English muffins were not invented in England and French fries were not invented in  France, so where did such names come from

?

Some names seem to describe the opposite of what the things really are:

Quicksand pulls you down slowly.

Boxing rings are square.

A Guinea pig is not from Guinea and it is not a member of the pig family

.

Some examples of why you cannot blindly follow English grammar rules:

If writers write and painters paint and riders ride, then why don't fingers fing or hammers ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth and the plural of goose is geese, then shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth and the plural of moose be meese?  Maybe they should be, but they aren't.

If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do you think a humanitarian eats?

How can a house that is burning up finally end in being burned down?

At a bank or loan office, how can you fill in the necessary information as you fill out the forms?

Why is it that when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible?

Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?

Why do people park on driveways but drive on parkways?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?  If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Answer: I simply don't know.

آموزش زبان انگلیسی

سلام 

خیلی خوشحالم که تونستم با این وبلاگ همکاری خودمو شروع کنم. 

امیدوارم که بتونم کمکتون کنم. 

برای اولین پست تصمیم گرفتم که یه متن جالب  و جک براتون بزارم.

امیدوارم که بتونید ازش استفاده کنید.  

10 top lies told by graduate student

1.no really.i'll be out of here only two more.

2.my job prospects look really good

3.the department is giving me so much support

4. I just have one more book to read and then l will start writing.

5.i turned down a lot of job offers to come here

6.your latest article was so inspiring

7.i would never date an undergraduate

8.my work has a lot of practical importance

8.i'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article

10.it doesn’t bother me at all that my college roommate is making 80000$ a year on wall street!

Now  I will write a joke for you. 

Three EFL students are walking down the road to their remedial listening comprehension workshop. "it’s windy" .says the first. "no it isn’t.it;s Thursday."says the second."me too!"says the third."forget the listening.let;s go for a drink! 

Bye see you soon.

آموزش زبان انگلیسی Blood

Blue blood : اصالت خانوادگی

blood-hound: سگ پلیس

bloodless: بدون خونریزی-سرد-بی عاطفه

blood money: خون بها-دیه

blood-shed: خونریزی-آدمکشی

bloodshot: چشم خون گرفته-قرمز

bloodletting: حجامت





p.s  
دوستان عزیزی که درخواست کرده بودن دعوتنامه بفرستم براشون جهت عضویت در گروه
معصومه نسیم و مرجان عزیز

دعوتنامه فرستادم اگر احیانا بدستتون نرسیده باشه اطلاع بدین دوباره بفرستم

و اما فاطمه عزیز
به آدرس ایمیلی که در قسمت نظرات گذاشتین دعوتنامه فرستادم
در وبلاگ عضو شین و هفته ای یکبار در موضوع های اعلام شده در وبلاگ در هر کدام که مایل بودین مطلب پست کنین

هر چیزی که راجع به زبان انگلیسی باشه
حتی میتونه یک خبر جالب به زبان انگلیسی باشه
یا شعر یا گرامر
اصطلاح
,
...

در آخر از همه ی دوستان عزیزم به خاطر لطفشون تشکر میکنم و معذرت میخوام که به موقع آپدیت نمیکنم

درس و مشق و کار ,...
اجازه نمیدن.

به بزرگی خودتون ببخشین.

دوستتون دارم.

بای.

 

آموزش زبان انگلیسی Friends

Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss,

If you are my friend please answer me this:

 
Are we friends, or are we not?

You told me once, but I forgot.

So tell me now, and tell me true,

So I can say "I'm here for you."

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the one I won't forget.

And if I die before you do,

I'll go to Heaven and wait for you,

I'll give the angels back their wings

And risk the loss of everything.

There isn't a thing I wouldn't do,

To have a friend just like you!