Aesop
One day the Hare laughed at the short feet and slow speed of the Tortoise. The Tortoise replied:
"You may be as fast as the wind, but I will beat you in a race!"
The Hare thought this idea was impossible and he agreed to the proposal. It was agreed that the Fox should choose the course and decide the end.
The day for the race came, and the Tortoise and Hare started together.
The Tortoise never stopped for a moment, walking slowly but steadily, right to the end of the course. The Hare ran fast and stopped to lie down for a rest. But he fell fast asleep. Eventually, he woke up and ran as fast as he could. But when he reached the end, he saw the Tortoise there already, sleeping comfortably after her effort.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.
In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Learn Some New Slang
Apple of her/his eye
MEANING: someone or something that one likes a lot
EXAMPLE:
the little girl is the apple of her grandfather’s eye.
Bark up the wrong tree
MEANING: choose the wrong course of action
EXAMPLE:
He is barking up the wrong tree. He accuses me of causing the computer
problem but I was away at the time.
Wolf
MEANING: a person who pretends to be good but really is bad
EXAMPLE:
Be careful of that man. He is a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
1- C) to depict
2-b) could not have been conducting
3-A) in that
4- B) an advocate for children’s rights
5-D) by the teacher
6-A) neither
7-D) that beauty cannot be defined
8-A) does a( it should be: a)
9-B) cause (it should be caused)
10) To avoid (it should be: avoid)
11-B) has (it should be: it has)
12-b) as well the (it should be as well as the)
13-c) either (it should be both)
14-b) puzzling (it should be: puzzle)
دوستان عزیزی که به من ایمیل فرستاده اید ( از وبلاگ) تمام آنها به این باکس ایمیل من نمیروند همه آن ایمیل ها به فولدر بالک میروند. من به تمامی آنها جواب میدهم. نمیدانم آیا به فولدر بالک آنها میرود یا نه؟؟؟ فولدر بالک خودتان را چک کنید. شاید با آنجا برود و شما نبینید. در ضمن اگر کسی با من ایمیل فرستاده و من جواب نداده ام احتملا اشتباهی آن را دیلت کردم ببخشید!
سلام.این هم چند تا تست تافل.برای تستهایی که زیر انها خط کشیده شده
گزینه ای را که نادرست است را انتخاب کنید.جوابهای خودتون رو نگه دارین تا من دفعه بعد
که پاسخ ها را خواهم گذاشت شما با جوابهای خودتان مقایسه کنید.
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1) The Impressionists were interested in how… a given subject through the feelings of the artist.
(A) depicted
(B) could they depict
(C) to depict
(D) depicting
2) Experiments verifying aspects of the theory of special relatively ... until the advent of space travel.
(A) have been conducting
(B) could not have been conducting
(C) had conducted
(D) being conducted
3) Lotteries are games of chance … a player’s chance of winning, is governed by nothing more than random luck.
(A) in that
(B) that in
(C) that
(D) in
4)
(A) is the advocate for children’s rights
(B) an advocate for children’s rights
(C) that an advocate for children’s right
(D) the advocate for children’s right
5) The seating of students in a classroom is designed ... to minimize personality conflicts and to maximize student performance.
(A) the teacher of
(B) from the teacher
(C) the teacher and
(D) bye the teacher
6) Thanks to the use of saline water sources, desert areas can now be termed arable where once.... crops nor animals could survive.
(A) neither
(B) nor
(C) nothing but
(D) none other
7) Virtually all philosophers agree...in an objective way.
(A) beauty that are defined
(B) beauty they define
(C) defining beauty
(D) that beauty cannot be defined
8) Where does a river intersects another river, a city usually is formed.
9) How many dinosaurs initially survived the asteroid impact with the Earth, which ultimately cause the extinction of the species, is open to question.
10)Reptiles must always to avoid extremes of temperature if they are to maintain appropriate body heat.
11)An orangutan is similar to a human because has a nearly identical DNA pattern.
12)
13)It has often been observed that love songs are a curious mixture of either the bitter and the sweet.
14) The way in which Ice Ages occur remains a puzzling, for recent meteorological records can tell us little about the process.
Phrase Thesaurus (money) | Meanings |
Money makes the world go round |
money is the most important thing in life, money solves every problem |
Money doesn't grow on trees |
to earn money you have to work hard, you can not get free money |
Monkey business |
dubious activities, illegal business, fooling round, silly game |
Coin of the realm |
type of currency used by a particular country |
Blood money |
compensation paid by an offender( usually a murderer) or his kin group to the kin group of the victim. In many societies Blood money functions to prevent the continuation of hostilities in the form of a feud. some customs allow the injured party the choice of punishing the murder by blood vengeance or Blood money. |
A penny for your thoughts |
what are you thinking about |
Time is money |
time is worth money, time wasted is like wasting money |
The public purse |
public funds, national treasury |
The penny drops |
understand slowly, only comprehended after a period of time |
Cost an arm and a leg |
cost dearly, be very expensive |
As safe as the Bank of England |
safe and secure, well protected |
Born with a silver spoon in his mouth |
a person who will not have to try very hard in order to acquire material wealth |
Dead presidents |
presidents who are now deceased, paper money, cash in the form of bank notes (slang) |
A sugar daddy |
rich and older man who gives gifts and money to the younger woman he is wooing (informal) |
A pretty penny |
considerable amount of money, rather large amount of money |
Money talks |
money gets people's attention, money can be used to influence people |
In for a penny in for a pound |
there is nothing to loose, do not start something that you can't finish |
Penny wise, pound foolish |
capable of dealing with small things but unable to mange the large issues |
Quid pro quo |
one thing in exchange for another, something in return for something else |
Spend money like water |
waste money, squander money |
Pound of flesh |
A justified but disabling request |
Pin money |
small expenses, pocket money |
Money to burn |
extra money, surplus cash |
Hand to mouth |
having nothing to spare, precarious |
Dirt cheap |
extremely Inexpensive |
Filthy rich |
obscenely rich, so wealthy that one doesn't know what to do with the money |
In the money |
rich, successful, wealthy, |
Hard up |
poor, lacking money, under pressure, troubled |
A small fortune |
considerable sum of money, a lot of money |
Break the bank |
win everything in the fund (Roulette) |
A bad penny |
worthless coin |
Put a cork in it
Definition: Be quiet
Could you please put a cork in it?!
Tom, put a cork in it! I can't hear what Mary is saying
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Put down
Definition: criticize someone
Jack put him down and he hasn't been the same since.
Don't put me down
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Put someone away
Definition: put in prison
They put him away for twenty years.
Jason was put away for life in prison
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Put the finger on someone
Definition: identify someone
The victim put the finger on the criminal.
She put the finger on her boss for the crime
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Put the heat / screws on someone
Definition: pressure someone to do something
He's putting the heat on me to finish the report.
Janet's really putting the screws on her husband to get a new car.
دیروز دوست عزیزی تفاوت بین دو لهجه بریتیش و امریکن را پرسیده است. فکر میکنم این سوال برای خیلی پیش بیاید برای همین جوابش رو اینجا گذاشتم.این هم جواب سوال شما آقا محسن.
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Differences Between American and British English | ||||||||||
از کیسه خلیفه بخشیدن |
Make free/ bold with sth |
Example: Your friends at the party who made so free with the drinks were not invited. |
با چشم غیر مسلح |
With the naked eye |
Example: You should not look at the sun with the naked eye. |
به امتحانش می ارزد |
Give it/ sb a try |
Example: Even if you think you will not enjoy, give it a try. |
وارد اصل مطلب شدن |
Get down to business |
Example: Well, time’s moving on; I suppose we’d better get down to business now. |
مثل ساعت کار کردن |
As regular as clockwork |
Example: The postman comes at 8:40 in the morning as regular as clockwork. |
Hey, friends. You remember I talked about slang. Now let’s see what you have learned. Let’s go through some of them:
Joy: hey, Kim. Can you lend me 20 bucks?
Kim: oh, dear I’m sorry. I’m broke.
Debbie: hi Gina. I was really into the bash last night.
Gina: yeah, me too. I had a blast at the bash.
Peggy: you seem really ticked off. What’s up?
Nick: I had a blowout on the way work. So I got to work late.
Peggy: chill out.
Bucks=dollar$
Broke=having no money
Be into sth= enjoy sth
Bash=party
Blast=wonderful time
Ticked off=angry
What’s up? = what’s the matter?
Blowout= flat tire
Chill out= relax, calm down
Best wishes,
Parvin.
Nice Jokes for Nice People
1) “Aunt Mary has a new baby,” a mother told her small daughter. “What was
wrong with the old one?” answered the little girl.
2) Dad- “Son, I’m spanking you because I love you.” Son-“I’d sure like to be big enough to return your love.”
3) “Why are you crying, little girl?” “Cause my brother has holidays and I don’t.” “Well, why don’t you have holidays?” “Because I don’t go to school yet.”
4) “Mommy, do you love me?” “Of course” “Then why not divorce daddy and marry candy man?”
5) A boy was about to purchase a seat for a movie. The box-office man asked,” Why aren’t you at school?” “Oh, it’s all right sir,” said the youngster earnestly.” I’ve got measles.”
English language words
Parts of speech
Nouns e.g. chair, information, happiness
Verbs e.g. choose, tell, and complain
Adjectives e.g. happy, tall, dangerous
Adverbs e.g. slowly, carefully, often
Prepositions e.g. in, at, on
Pronouns e.g. me, you, him, we, it, she
Articles e.g. definite article (the); indefinite article (a/an)
Special! Terms
Uncountable noun: (U) a noun which has no plural form and cannot be used with the indefinite article, e.g. information.
Plural noun: (p1) a noun which only has a plural form and cannot be used with the indefinite article, e.g. trousers.
Infinitive: the base form of a verb, e.g. (to) work, (to) stop, (to) be.
Phrasal verb: a verb + adverb and/or preposition, e.g. turn on (verb + adverb), look after (verb + preposition), give up (verb + adverb), and put up with (verb + adverb + Preposition)
Idiom: a group of words with a meaning that is different from the individual words, e.g. never mind, hang on, a short cut, keep an eye on something.
Transitive verb: a verb which needs a direct object, e.g. Police caught the man (‘the man’ the direct object of the verb ‘caught’).
Intransitive verb: a verb which does not need a direct object, e.g. the books arrived on time. (There is no direct object after arrive.)
Word building
In the word uncomfortable, un- is a prefix, comfort is a root, and -able is a suffix. Other common prefixes include: re-, in-, and dis-; common suffixes include: -ity, -ment, and -ivt Many words also have synonyms, which are words with the same meaning. For example; ‘big’ is a synonym of ‘large’. The opposite is small’.
Pronunciation
Dictionaries show the Pronunciation of a word using phonetic symbols. Each word contains one or more syllables: ‘book’ has one syllable; ‘before’ has two syllable (be-fore); ‘cinema’ has three syllables (ci-ne-ma); ‘education’ has four syllables (e-du-ca. tion); and so on.
For pronunciation, it is important to know which syllable has the main stress. On ‘before’ is the second syllable (be ‘fore) on ‘cinema’ it is the first (‘cinema); and on ‘education’ it is third (edu’cation).
Note: Dictionaries mark stress in different ways: in bold (return); or a ‘before the main syllable (re’turn). Make sure you understand how your dictionary shows it.
Punctuation
Full stop. Comma, brackets ( ) hyphen - question mark ?
سلام
تافل بخش شنیداری هم داره.
و اما ادامه درس
Abbreviated styles
Some styles of writing and speech have their own special grammar rules, often because
Of the need to save space or time.
1) Advertisements and instructions
Small ads and instructions often leave out articles, subject or object pronouns, forms of be and prepositions.
Cars wanted for cash. Contact Evans,
(Not cars are wanted for cash…)
Single man looking for flat oxford area. Phone 806127 weekends. Job needed urgently.
Will do anything legal. Call 31563. Pour mixture into large saucepan, heat until boiling, then add three pounds sugar and leave on low heat for 45 minutes.
Can be assembled in ten minutes. Easy to clean. Simple controls. Batteries not included.
۲) Notes
Informal notes, diary entries etc often follow similar rules.
Gone to hairdresser. Back 12.30.
Book tickets phone Ann see Joe 11.00 meeting Sue lunch
The same style may be used in postcards and short information letters.
Dear, Gran
Watching tennis on TV. A good book. Three meals a day. No washing up. Clean sheets every day. Everything done for me. Yes, you’ve guessed-in hospital!!
Only went to doctor for cold-landed up in hospital with pneumonia!! If you have time please tell the others-would love some letters to cheer me up.
Hope to see you.
Love, Pam
۳) Commentaries
Commentaries on fast –moving events like football matches also have their own grammar. Less important verbs are often left out.
Goal kick…and ball… the score still Spurs3, Arsenal 1….that’s Pearce….Pearce to Coates...Good ball…Sawyer running wide…
4) Titles, notices etc
Titles, labels, headlines, notices and slogans usually consist of short phrases, not complete sentences. Articles are often left out, especially in the names of buildings and institutions.
Royal Hotel
Super Cinema
Information office
Bus stop
Police out
More money for nurses
5) Headlines
Newspapers headlines have their own special grammar and vocabulary.
Record drugs haul at airport: six held
Four die in blaze
Already and All ready
Already is an adverb of time, meaning” by now”, “sooner than excepted.” All ready simply means the same as all + ready. Compare:
“When’s Jane coming?” she’s already arrived.
“Are you all ready?” “No, Pete isn’t.”
Affect and Effect
Affect is a verb. It means”cause a change in” or “influence”.
The cold weather affected everybody’s work.
Effect is usually a noun meaning”result” or “change”. The expression have an effect on is similar to affect. Compare:
The wave seriously affected petrol prices.
The wave had a serious effect on petrol prices.
In a formal style, effect can be also used as a verb, meaning “carry out”, “ cause” to happen.
We did not effect much improvement in sales last year.
The main units of numbers in English are:
1 |
10 |
100 |
1000 |
1000000 |
1000000000 |
one |
ten |
hundred |
thousand |
million |
billion |
Here is a list of numbers. On the left are normal or "cardinal" numbers. On the right are "ordinal" numbers, which we use to define a thing's position in a series.
Cardinal Number |
Ordinal Number | ||
0 |
zero, nought |
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1 |
one |
1st |
first |
2 |
two |
2nd |
second |
3 |
three |
3rd |
third |
4 |
four |
4th |
fourth |
5 |
five |
5th |
fifth |
6 |
six |
6th |
sixth |
7 |
seven |
7th |
seventh |
8 |
eight |
8th |
eighth |
9 |
nine |
9th |
ninth |
10 |
ten |
10th |
tenth |
11 |
eleven |
11th |
eleventh |
12 |
twelve |
12th |
twelfth |
13 |
thirteen |
13th |
thirteenth |
14 |
fourteen |
14th |
fourteenth |
15 |
fifteen |
15th |
fifteenth |
16 |
sixteen |
16th |
sixteenth |
17 |
seventeen |
17th |
seventeenth |
18 |
eighteen |
18th |
eighteenth |
19 |
nineteen |
19th |
nineteenth |
20 |
twenty |
20th |
twentieth |
21 |
twenty-one |
21st |
twenty-first |
22 |
twenty-two |
22nd |
twenty-second |
23 |
twenty-three |
23rd |
twenty-third |
24 |
twenty-four |
24th |
twenty-fourth |
30 |
thirty |
30th |
thirtieth |
31 |
thirty-one |
31st |
thirty-first |
40 |
forty |
40th |
fortieth |
50 |
fifty |
50th |
fiftieth |
60 |
sixty |
60th |
sixtieth |
70 |
seventy |
70th |
seventieth |
80 |
eighty |
80th |
eightieth |
90 |
ninety |
90th |
ninetieth |
100 |
hundred |
100th |
hundredth |
101 |
hundred and one |
101st |
hundred and first |
152 |
hundred and fifty-two |
152nd |
hundred and fifty-second |
200 |
two hundred |
200th |
two hundredth |
1,000 |
thousand |
1,000th |
thousandth |
1,000,000 |
million |
1,000,000th |
millionth |
1,000,000,000 |
billion |
1,000,000,000th |
billionth |
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Note that in English, we usually separate the digits of numbers over 999 with a comma (,). We count 3 digits from the right and insert a comma, like this:
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< |
- |
- |
- |
< |
- |
- |
- |
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1 |
, |
0 |
0 |
0 |
one thousand |
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1 |
, |
0 |
0 |
0 |
, |
0 |
0 |
0 |
one million |
1 |
2 |
, |
7 |
5 |
0 |
, |
2 |
0 |
0 |
twelve million, seven hundred and fifty thousand, two hundred |
We use a point (.) to indicate a decimal number, or to separate dollars from cents, pounds from pennies and so on. Here are some examples:
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0 |
. |
1 |
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= |
one tenth or 1/10 |
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1 |
. |
0 |
|
= |
one |
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1 |
, |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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= |
one thousand |
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1 |
, |
5 |
0 |
0 |
. |
7 |
5 |
= |
one thousand five hundred and three quarters |
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$ |
1 |
. |
5 |
0 |
= |
one dollar and fifty cents |
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$ |
7 |
0 |
0 |
. |
0 |
0 |
= |
seven hundred dollars |
£ |
3 |
, |
5 |
0 |
0 |
. |
0 |
1 |
= |
three thousand five hundred pounds and one penny |
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سلام.چند تا نکته را باید امروز روشن کنم.اول از دوستان عزیزی که لطف میکنن نظرهایشون را بیان میکنن کمال تشکر رو دارم.نظرات شما عزیزان باعث پیشرفت کار میشه.دوم-آقا من نمیدونم شما دوست عزیزی که از وبلاگ من بازدید میکنید در چه سطحی قرار دارید؟؟؟؟ بعضی ها تازه انگلیسی را شروع کردند بعضی تا سطح متوسط اطلاعات دارن.خب به من حق بدین.من هم همه چی مینویسم.میخوام مخاطبم که
میتونه از هر سطحی باشه کمال استفاده رو کنه.خب نظر بدین.
حالا بریم دنبال درس تازه. وقتی میرین داروخانه جهت تهیه دارو یا گرفتن نسخه و ... چی میگین؟؟؟
A: Can I help you? B: Yes, thank you. I have a terrible headache. A: How long have you had it? B: about two or three hours. A: Well, try these pills. Take two every day four hours. B: Thank you very much. A: You’re welcome. |
شخصی به داروخانه مراجعه میکنه و به پزشک داروخانه میگه که سردرد شدیدی داره. پزشک از او میپرسه که چه مدت است که این سردرد را داره و او پاسخ میده که حدوداً دو سه ساعت است که سر درد داره و پزشک میگه این قرص ها رو امتحان کنه و هر روز هر چهار ساعت یکبار دوتا از آنها رو استفاده کنه. اون شخص تشکر میکنه و پزشک میگه خواهش میکنم. |
یه نکته خیلی مهم: در انگلیسی برای اینکه بگیم دارو خوردن فقط یک فعل داریم: take medicine, pill,…
شخصی به داروخانه مراجعه میکنه جهت پیچیدن نسخه. پزشک داروخانه میپرسه که آیا میخواد منتظر بمونه یا نه. و اون میپرسه چقدر طول خواهد کشید که داروهاش آماده بشه و پزشک میگه حدوداً بیست دقیقه. اون شخص میگه باشه من بر میگردم و پزشک میگه باشه. دوباره اون شخص میپرسه آیا الان باید بپردازه یا وقتی که بر میگرده بپردازه و پزشک میگه وقتی برای بردن داروها بر میگرده پرداخت کنه. |
C: could you fill this prescription, please? D: sure. Do you want to wait? C: how long will it take? D: it’ll be ready in about twenty minutes. C: all right. I’ll come back later. D: all right. It’ll be waiting. C: should I pay now or later? D: later will be fine. |